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Did you ever hear about the Great Three Year War?

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#1 RazGerb



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Posted 26 February 2018 - 01:52 AM

Did you ever hear about the Great Three Year War with Anvil Rock, Ehmry Bay, and Borlis Pass? I thought not.It's not a story the Borlis Passers would tell you.It’s a Guild Wars legend. Ehmry Bay was the best server in tier 3, so powerful and so wise they could use the force of pugs to influence the tides of battle.... Ehmry Bay had such a knowledge of the memes that they could not even keep the guilds they cared about from dying. Kalkz had many pug-manding skills some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did.

Unfortunately, he transferred to some shitter tier 1 server , then he got destroyed by Ehmry Bay. Ironic. He could save Borlis Pass from death, but not himself.

#2 Avenger Of The Pass

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Posted 17 March 2019 - 09:24 AM

Aye, I did, for I was but a scout in that war, fighting off the feral hordes of Ehmry Bay under the command of the Glorious Leader our almighty savior. During our moment of grave trial against the mightiest, biggest, most humongous legions you would ever lay your eyes on, I call attention to two ancient heroes of the pass.

The first, Hanto Guile Ramus, one day pulled all the commanders together, shouting "ALL COMMANDERS TO ME! ALL COMMANDERS TO ME! If we cannot beat the eBay zerg, we will outzerg the zerg!" And a mighty Borlis horde sweeping all before it did form, and thus was the tide of battle turned, and the Ehmry forces caught by surprise.

The second, Bulor Ironhand, came up with a plan, or so I heard later he was behind it. I was floored: An alliance with the ancient enemies of Anvil Rock, those unclean animals, to destroy Ehmry Bay? And so it was: Borlis Rock. Protests break out everywhere. Says someone in map chat, "This alliance has sunk to new lows." We didn't think it possible for anyone to be more evil than Anvil Rock. Even so, Borlis Rock put the Ehmrians to shame, according to Bulor nearly imploding the enemy before the unholy alliance frayed in the midst of victory.

And now I tell of a great villain, Arif Q, or Anvil Pride as he was also known, the master of useless trebuchets and flame rams. Once, he troubled eBay so badly, I recall, that eBay begged Borlis to take their keep and kill all the troll siege. As Anvil Pride, he shouted Anvil Rock propaganda in Borlis chat to try and demoralize us.
The Feared Intelligence Chief of Borlis Pass

#3 Crosius


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Posted 05 August 2019 - 12:49 PM

Quite the recycling of Sidious' narrative LOL

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